How to play for retards and 60 year old houswifes

Hello there, great to see you again.

In this article you´ll learn how to play the game.

Please keep reading this article if you fall into one of these classes:

You´re retarded,

You´re a 60 year old housewife,

You´re Edward the Angry Boss.

How to move: (Make sure you´re keyboard is set to "US" Keyboard, or you might experince some Problems with the controls when playing)

W= Walk

A= Walk left

S= Walk backwards or smth

D= Walk right

Hold Shift to run.

Use you´re mouse or Touchpad on you´re notebook (only if you´re gay tho), to move the camera around.

How to do other shit:

Press C to change Camera View

Press Z (Only In Multiplayer) to commit suicide.

Press the buttons 1 to 6 (While aiming with left mouse button) to change equipment, if you have any.

Press Esc to open the Pause Menu while in game. (You better already added it, Adas)

Click Left Button or E to interact/Pickup Items

Use you´re mouse or Touchpad on you´re notebook (only if you´re gay tho), to move around the menus.

Pro Tip: Click a button for a surprise, which one I will not tell hihihi :)))

Congratulations, retard, you now know how to move in the game. Now mind you, I´ll go. You´re boring as fuck my guy.

Bye, Human!

Make sure to read these aswell:

How to play Multiplayer

Warning before playing the Game (don´t read pls)